Includes stories on the Florida man who learned the hard way what can happen to a face after breaking into a mixed martial artist's home... and on the Florida woman accused of stealing a grocery store's motorized cart to drive to her doctor's appt...also on two Florida men on both sides of the state accused of flying past cops while one claimed he was late for a haircut, while the other said he had to pee. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.