Includes stories on police in Florida looking for a Disney area restaurant robber, who swam up to the eatery's dock in scuba gear, got out and took off the gear, then used no weapon to rob two workers in the manager's office before putting the wet suit and scuba gear back on and swimming off. Also on how FBI agents borrowed Billings Montana's city incinerator to burn confiscated meth, and ended up smoking out the animal shelter next door... and on two Chinese teens and their parents being ordered to apologize and pay a hefty sum, after the two posted video of themselves peeing on a table's hotpot inside a Shanghai restaurant earlier this year. Plus...parody ads/songs and (a lot of! lol) celebrity birthdays.