Includes stories on the seven year old boy in Ogden Utah who took his little sister on an early Sun morning, 10+ mile joyride in their parent's car without hitting anything... and on the Northeast Ohio Uber driver wearing a t-shirt reading 'retired drug dealer,' when cops arrested him for having drugs and trying to sell meth to a passenger... also on the Chinese student in Japan who needed an emergency airlift off of Mt Fuji-twice in four days-because he went back to look for his cell phone. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.