Includes stories on the Maryland retiree who cops say punched an airlines ticket agent in the face at Dulles Intl Airport for assigning him the middle seat... and on a Florida man who's accused of pointing a gun at a man trying to calm him down outside a bar, because he was ticked off about the bar's karaoke machine being broken...also on the man in England who was convicted this week of stealing a 6.2-million dollar gold toilet from the Bleheim Palace in 2019. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays...