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Remember kids and adults, don't be poopy, yeah sure, eat poop, but don't be a poopy person. Not a day goes by for the elderly on their deathbed where they don't recount why they are old and ALONE and going to DIE ALONE! It's because they were poopy.

Tell your Aunt that next time she needs a pap, go to a doctor for Pete's sake! Not the whorehouse on 6th. Those ladies are versed, but not doctors!