Jewell & Charlie mourn their favorite TikTok couple's relationship, fight about The Strokes, and whine about Mitski. Plus parasocial ethics and the latest installment of "Oops I Googled Myself."

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TikTok icons Niamh Adkins and Joe Ando

Interview with Passion Pit frontman Michael Angelakos (bi icon)

Celebrity Memoir Book Club's review of Men Have Called Her Crazy

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