Our bombastic boomers double down on the conjoined twins, Abby and Brittany Hensel--are they preggers or what? And what about the phony Mel Owens, the gag-me Golden Bachelor; plus, Bruce Willis wife drama, the nutty Neurowave, Ed Sherran's home pub, Raymond Cruz arrest, Dannielynn Smith, more Only Murders in the Building, Justin Bieber bare back Segway session and the 32 pound emotional support ALLIGATOR!