In this episode, we talk about stopping talking about fat people, World War III memes, answering a payphone, nearly being homeless, first time watching live wrestling, a weird Subway ad, auditioning for stuff, the biggest poop, and reminiscing about Jamie Dunn. We’d love to hear your true stories that fit our theme of "nothing is real." Send them to our hotline at nothingisreal@gmail.com! wahoo.