Welcome back to The No Bustle Podcast! Where we keep the bustles off like the girls in a slow motion, post practice, fever dream orgy... we'll get there.

Today, we’re reviewing HIM... no, not your ex, the new horror-thriller from budding director Justin Tipping starring Marlon Wayans and Tyriq Withers... where football meets fear, and mentorship comes with a side of cult vibes and ritual cardio.

So grab your cleats, say your prayers, and try not to get possessed by your own potential... because this one gets weird.

Let's bust open HIM—and you already know... no bustles allowed.