Philosophers have long contemplated the atheist's touché go-to, aka, the Problem of Evil. If God is omniscient (all-knowing), omnibenevolent (all-good), and omnipotent (all-powerful), why does He/She/It allow evil to exist in the world?

I don't care what you call it, and I don't care if you're uncomfortable with the word "god." I'm not trying to start a cult or get you to believe anything. Call it whatever you want, but once you "tap in," you just know that all of this is orchestrated and created by something so mind-blowingly wonderful that you can't unsee it once you see it. It's beyond obvious.

So all those smug little anti-Godders who think all this is just... what? An accident? Pointless? Here is where I hack your most hackneyed objection to bloody bits in a way that no philosopher or guru or Rolls Royce-driving charismatic cult  ...