Hello and welcome to Musing Interruptus. Today we visit the fortune teller. I’m excited. This is going to be fun! Who doesn’t want to find out what the future has in store? By the way, clairvoyants are not to be confused with futurologists. I’m talking about those with the powers to magically see what’s to come, our oracles, and precogs; such interesting people prepared to create a bridge between us and what is in the cards. By the way, this one is for real.

I got the address off from a funky-looking dog, who, as it turns out, was waiting for me on the corner. It was a Sunday, at 6:00 am, I was on a walk, and there he was, a scruffy, down-to-no-good lookin’ dog. He stood in front of me and I felt like some sort of energy traveled from him to me, and I figured there was a hidden note in his collar. I’m just going to cha ...