Chaos hits the precinct when the Captain finally takes his first vacation in twelve years, leaving behind an empty office, an unwatered ficus, and a mountain of overdue paperwork. But before the Gumshoes can enjoy a rare moment of peace, something far more sinister slinks out of the shadows: Dirty Deborah.

Deborah the precinct archivist breaks into the captain’s office, swipes his entire wardrobe (including three identical short-sleeve dress shirts), and steals his badge. By the time the detectives discover her, she’s already strutting around the bullpen in Hardcastle’s clothes, barking orders, and claiming the captain personally put her “100% in charge, no take-backs.”

She gathers the Movie Gumshoes, Detective Jared “Ballistic” Jackson and his overeager rookie partner Jonathan “Sourdough” Manno, and issues their new  ...