The precinct is in chaos after a bizarre night at the movies. Detectives Jared Jackson and rookie Jonathan “Sourdough” Manno were assigned to investigate the latest cinematic crime scene: Zach Cregger’s Weapons. But their field operation was sabotaged by none other than precinct archivist Dirty Deborah, who, instead of quietly enjoying the screening, orchestrated an impromptu orgy in Row G.

Amid spilled popcorn, shrieks, and audience members fleeing like extras in a B-horror flick, Jared and Jonathan struggled to keep their eyes on the screen and their notepads coherent. Every meaningful glance in Cregger’s labyrinthine film was punctuated by Deborah’s “side investigation.”

Now back in the precinct’s flickering-light interrogation room, the three unlikely collaborators debrief the case. Jared, insists the movie is a  ...