On today’s wild ride of Morning Crankers, we’re serving up a buffet of bizarre, hilarious, and straight-up head-scratching stories! We kick things off with this week's Crankers Dumbest Criminal – and trust us, this one takes the cake 🍰 (and maybe tried to steal it too). Then we dive into a round of Would You Rather that gets more unhinged by the minute. From there, we get real about the billions of taxpayer dollars being poured into higher education – where’s it going and who’s benefiting? Next up, we break down the 9 restaurant chains on the brink – if your favorite’s on the list, brace yourself. In sports, the NBA drops the hammer, suspending 5 players, and we discuss what this means moving forward. We also take a minute to honor Val Kilmer – a true Hollywood legend – and wrap things up with a fun look at the National Days of April 4th. It’s bold ...