Today on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the internet’s weirdest and wildest headlines.We break down the exploding trend of AI girlfriends — are digital relationships replacing real ones? Is this the future of dating or the beginning of emotional outsourcing?Then it’s time for another round of Dumbest Criminals — including the viral “OnlyFans Pee Spree” woman whose public antics landed her in serious trouble.We also cover one of the most disturbing revenge stories in recent memory: a woman accused of making fentanyl-laced chocolates allegedly intended for her ex-husband. What was she thinking? And how does something like this even happen?And in perhaps the most ironic crime of the year — a man who wrote a book about robbing banks, went to prison, got released… and then robbed another bank. Yes. Again. And yes — he got caught.Morn ...