Prison, it’s where you go when a simple disagreement between you and a particularly ornery spider monkey at the zoo gets more than a little heated and can no longer be constrained by a chain link fence. After the monkey’s tearful (but totally exaggerated) testimony moves the judge to throw the book at you, you’ll find yourself in a high-security hotel where early checkouts are frowned upon, your room is the size of an envelope, and the cleaning staff execute their duties with a work ethic that can only be described as unenthusiastic. It’s a bit like the American education system in that you’ll do your time facing terrible food, substandard medical care, constant threat from the more aggressive amongst your fellow inmates, and most of society cares more about keeping you inside than ensuring you learn your lesson while you’re there. Stepping away  ...