Allow me to impart a story to you, dear reader. Back when this program was getting started, I attended a conference in Dubai for exciting young creatives at the bleeding edge of innovation in the field of podcasts. After the guards realized my credentials were fake and threw me out the third floor window, I was wandering the city in despair when I stumbled upon a homeless man, sitting beneath a bridge in a pile of trash, but bearing a delighted grin on his face. “How can you be so happy sitting down here with all this garbage?” I asked. The man raised a mysterious eyebrow, dug his hand into his pocket, and produced a battered DVD case. Closer inspection revealed it to be a copy of a movie called The Dark Knight. “The Dark Knight?” I said, incredulous. “What does that mean? Why doesn’t someone just turn up the lights? And how big are your pockets  ...