Arsenal are Premier League champions — and the Five Aside boys are losing their minds. From emotional fan confessions to Declan Rice propaganda, Arteta debates, Pep Guardiola legacy talk, and Xabi Alonso confirmed at Chelsea, this episode is pure football chaos.

We also get into João Pedro's Brazil snub, Salah's Liverpool legacy, Mourinho to Real Madrid, and whether Arsenal are about to build a dynasty… or if this is just a one-hit wonder. Banter levels? Through the roof.

Timestamps

00:00 - Haircut bets, forgiveness & Arsenal finally deliver

02:15 - Arsenal crowned Premier League champions

05:00 - "Netflix FC" no more: emotional Arsenal reactions

06:50 - The moment Arsenal fans knew the title was real

10:25 - Biggest games of Arsenal's season

14:00 - Arteta debate: genius coach or attacking frau ...