What happens when AFCON comes right after Nigeria bottle World Cup qualification?

Tide loses patience. Completely.

This special Five Aside episode turns into a full-blown football therapy session as Tide questions whether AFCON even deserves respect, compares it to going back to primary school after getting cooked in secondary school, and fires shots at everyone from Manchester United’s board to Dalot’s first cross.

We debate whether Ruben Amorim was doomed from day one, why United fans don’t actually want progress, and how “trust the process” only exists until the table starts looking ugly. Then—just when AFCON is declared “silly”—Nigeria start cooking, Osimhen starts shouting, and suddenly football is serious business again.

From Gen Z managers, media nonsense, United nostalgia, to Super Eagles revival ball, this episode ...