This week on Ballpark Eats, we head to one of baseball’s true cathedral ballparks: Oriole Park at Camden Yards — where the food menu somehow manages to be as intimidating as the right-field warehouse.

In this episode, we dive fork-first into the wonderfully chaotic culinary madness of Baltimore baseball: crab-covered hot dogs, scrapple-stacked burgers, seafood tacos dipped in crab consommé, and enough Old Bay seasoning to legally classify the stadium as a Maryland spice mine.

From the wildly hyped Crab Smash Tacos to yakamein noodles loaded with shrimp and sliced hot dogs, Camden Yards may officially be the only MLB stadium where your meal can simultaneously taste like a seafood shack, diner, tailgate, and late-night fever dream.

We also discuss:

• Which Camden food item would absolutely destroy us by the 4th inning ...