In today’s episode, we pull a page straight out of Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld’s book and do a show about absolutely nothing. But hey, at least we get to catch up with you guys!

And as an added bonus… once you’re up to speed on the shenanigans that are the days of our lives, it seems Jessica has yet to conquer her a$$h*le, and boy are y’all on for a doozy. But ya gotta wait until the credits roll to get inside of her mind that says “Hell no” to all logic eje it comes to her digestive tract.

We laughed, we cried, and yes, we are still fu€*ing awesome.

So tune in, ya gluttons! Let’s ride!