I'm late to my second open night mic as I type this so I'm only going to say

1. You shouldn't listen to anything I have to say.

2. Ever.

3. Unless I'm at an open mic for comedy.

   1. Then you should not only listen, but

      1. laugh your ass off

      2. to save me from my own humiliation.

Until our paths cross in real life, I'll be frantically rushing nowhere but up.

KudBno.1nose

• Episode 11 of 53