Hey Hey Hey Universe.

You've caught me a bit offguard here. Excuse my mess. I'm celebrating mother's day this year the only way available - by making it all about me.

• And a little tiny bit about my mom.

To be fair, my mom up and ran to the Caribbean with my sister at 430 MST this morning so making today all about her seems a little out of place.

1. How would that even work?
2. Zoom call drinks & dinner?
3. Well if you're thinking...
4. "yeah... that probably wouldn't be worth doing after traveling all day like they did..." well...
5. You're in exactly the mindset I want you in.
6. You will "by default" skip out on this recording.
7. Like you were hypnotized.
8. And became a chicken.

Because let me tell you something mister buddy boy a ...