In our first sit-down of 2026, we’re laying out our resolutions and figuring out if we’re actually sticking to them this time. But honestly, it’s hard to stay focused on "self-improvement" when Zimbabwean Facebook and Insta are currently losing their minds over those viral wedding vows.

We take a quick (and hilarious) detour to discuss that "spicy" altar moment—because if people are being that bold with their life partners, why are we being so shy with our goals?

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