Welcome back to the internet, where logic took a vacation and never returned.

First disaster of the day: subway surfing — because apparently the inside of the train, with seats and zero death, just isn’t thrilling enough. Nope. Let’s climb on top like we’re in a low-budget action movie and hope gravity forgets to do its job.

Next: the “6-7” meme, the chant that means absolutely nothing… and yet somehow everything? Teens are yelling “six seven!” like it’s the WiFi password to the universe. Nobody knows why. Nobody cares. It’s chaos, and honestly, mood.

And finally, the internet’s current masterpiece: the Whitney Houston “I Will Always Love You” drum-hit challenge. People staring dead serious at an item albeit, a table or your friends face for 45 seconds, waiting to bonk  ...