Good Sports Podcast
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Nixon Guy, Rizz and Caked Up Jigglypuff
omg y'all!! It's like the SEASON FINALE or something! It's final exam time in France and Em's professor sucks big time. Hayes realizes he has divorced dad energy and is mortified over his newest crush. Also it's the return of our favorite non-sponsored shout out location BOSTON PUBLIC LIBRARY!! Let's gooooo p.s. pls don't be sad. we know we've been picking up some steam and we appreciate every single listener. We'll be back at the end of October 2026. If you're craving some more interactions with us, we're active on Instagram @goodsports_podcast, you can leave us an ask on Tumblr, and we'll be continuing monthly livestreams over on Youtube at @GoodSports_Podcast. You should go subscribe RIGHT NOW so you don't miss any streams or videos during the break. :) FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR or ELSE! (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [we are finally in 2026! yay] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram] shoutout to THE NETWORK/LA RED TN/LR is a Boston based queer, poly and kink inclusive organization that is survivor led and can help talk through issues around partner abuse. They have a 24 hr hotline you can call from anywhere. (800) 832-1901 (if you can't get through, just keep trying them!!) They are always looking for donations and volunteers, so check out their website linked above :)
Drunk and Upset, O'Brien, and Five Plus White Girls
As usual, Em and Hayes are not afraid to hold back when it comes to dishing the drama. Whether it's Trekkie hot takes, personal life drama, or (unsuccessfully) flirting at the club, settle in, grab a refreshing beverage of your choice and soak up all the JUICY TEA. Also please enjoy our new Dr. Who related segment!! If you want to participate and win a special surprise, send us your guess by leaving an anonymous ask at goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com or DM us on Instagram @goodsports_podcast before next episode release. <3 shoutout to THE NETWORK/LA RED TN/LR is a Boston based queer, poly and kink inclusive organization that is survivor led and can help talk through issues around partner abuse. They have a 24 hr hotline you can call from anywhere. **(800) 832-1901** (if you can't get through, just keep trying them!!) They are always looking for donations and volunteers, so check out their website linked above :) FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR or ELSE! (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [we are finally in 2026! yay] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]Crazy Sunburn, New Crush and "His Career"
OOH grab your popcorn cause the lore drop is deep this episode. Em shares his new leg-only workout and one sided tanning wellness routine, and Hayes dishes about a new crush and his infuriating roommate drama. shoutout to THE NETWORK/LA RED TN/LR is a Boston based queer, poly and kink inclusive organization that is survivor led and can help talk through issues around partner abuse. They have a 24 hr hotline you can call from anywhere. **(800) 832-1901** (if you can't get through, just keep trying them) They are always looking for donations and volunteers, so check out their website linked above :) FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR or ELSE! (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [we are finally in 2026! yay] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]Hiking, Boar MPREG, and Hayes' Stupid Family
A shorty but a goodie this week, folks. Our hosts discuss a myriad of fascinating subjects from the 30-50 feral boars that are swarming Em's college campus to Hayes' first job getting called every slur under the sun at Taco Bell. Enjoy an ad from a rare sponsor very close to our hearts as well as a moving segment from Em about how much he loooovvveesss America and wants to kiss it on the lips (with tongue). :) TRIGGER WARNINGS: grooming non consensual flashing FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR or ELSE!! (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [we are finally in 2026! yay] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram] Hide
Applebees, Antarctica and ADHD
SURPRISE! It's another guest episode. Wow, you guys are lucky for getting two of these in a row. Promise me you won't get too spoiled. In this very special episode of GSP, we get to meet Hayes' hot and talented girlfriend Eve! Video games, Applebees, criminal activities and lots and lots of [REDACTED]!! Listen to Hayes struggle with a tummy ache while his girlfriend and best friend roast him within an inch of his pathetic life! Eve mentions a country that has a lot of people doing mmorpg goldfarming - that's what this is about https://www.npr.org/transcripts/1018915121?t=1631745490321 YOU! Yes you! Let's be real, we personally know basically everyone listening to this podcast. And we know most of you can spare either a couple dollars or a few moments of sharing links with your network to spare to this worthy cause. If you did not know the people of Puerto Rico are experiencing a severe water shortage/crisis. Additionally, Venezuela just experienced a terrible earthquake. Please take a second to check out these links: https://www.excinternational.org/ https://help.rescue.org/donate/venezu... FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR or ELSE! (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [we are finally in 2026! yay] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]
Queer Platonic Love, NYT Sucks and What's the Deal With Europe??
Woah, this was an extremely interesting conversation where we finally get to meet Em's (totally non fictional and completely real) partner! These two crazy guys quiz this week's guest on everything from queer platonic relationships to the political landscape of Germany and trans voice training! Was anyone else left wanting more? Let us know if we should bring Will back for a part two? Maybe this time we'll actually let him talk about his job and not just get his takes on world events. (also sorry about the audio issues) (Hayes would like to make sure everyone knows this is Em's fault :)) LIVESTREAM ALERT!! Join Em and Hayes for our second monthly livestream on Saturday 6/27 at 11:30a EST We will be playing a very special video game ur not gonna wanna miss... Additional reading and other links: Fundraiser (DONATE!!) - https://www.gofundme.com/f/gerechtigkeit-fuer-qabel NYT - https://youtu.be/FCnFRDdNo50?is=4XuhVzbbWYk4mxs7 https://youtu.be/ztQJ7XGuPhc?is=amH-nFqkzDkc7sDE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTyR3oIn6is European migrant prisons - https://theoutlawocean.com/investigations/the-secretive-libyan-prisons-that-keep-migrants-out-of-europe FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR or ELSE! (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]Safe Words, Trekkies and Gross Scalp
Em gets vulnerable and shares his experience going to a French trans group for the first time, and dishes on how he met his partner. Hayes shares his dramatic birthday experience at FROMAGE, and shares a health update. (correction: Hayes medication is called low dose naltrexone, not whatever he said in this episode)(also a reminder for our friends- this podcast is not medical advice!) --- FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]We're Live!, Lonely Board Games and Horse Blood
Hayes drops some serious lore in this episode- did you know Good Sports Podcast is recorded LIVE? That's right. Don't pause us too long because Hayes has a small blatter and Kate isn't always around to put it back in. Anyway...Em and Hayes have a spirited discussion about seasonal depression, shaking their fists angrily at the sky and asking God "Why? Why is it dark at 4pm? Why are you punishing us??" Strap in for another classic Good Sports Epic Episode --- FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]
MAHA's not Crazy, Getting Smashed with Hammers, and "Casual Friends"
⚠️HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT‼️ The first ever Good Sports Podcast OFFICIAL livestream on Saturday May 23, 2026 2:00pm EST Join us for a rousing game of Geoguesser! Can Hayes identify the world's countries? Any of them?? You can be first to find out and roast him LIVE! We'll be streaming on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@GoodSports_Podcast Follow our Instagram for details @goodsports_podcast --- Hayes relays his harrowing journey through coming to terms with his disability and all the ways it affects life from being in chronic pain to losing casual friendships. Remember when this was a comedy podcast?? Anyone? Then Em exposes the true conspiracy of the for profit western medical industrial complex and the guys muse on whether MAHA devotees are truly as crazy as they seem. On an unrelated note this podcast is sponsored by raw milk! "Slorp it raw!"(tm) --- FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]Passports, Canada and Great Grandpa's Knees
First of all can we talk about how Hayes accidentally manifested Em's passport getting blown up by Donald Trump?? Whoops. Believe it or not we have another two partner this week. Our two crazy guys talk about everything from chronic illness to our continued beef with the supreme court! trigger warning ⚠️ suicide FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSE HAYES WILL CURSE YOU WITH HIS PASSPORT DESTROYING POWERS!! goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]