This week, Jordan and I (Sam) get crabby with the demigod Maui and the omnigodless MOANA, train our Specronomicons on EVIL DEAD BURN, get sealed into THE LAST HOUSE, look for the Joy in LUCKY, determine whether PINOCCHIO: UNSTRUNG is dead wood, get talkie with MINIONS & MONSTERS, accept THE INVITE to Holland for SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY and lose at least eight lives to ALLEY CATS.