Feast your consciousness on this blessedly abbreviated sonic ejaculation*.

The concision of the episode, in tandem with the cancellation of my capoeira evening class due to ringworm, meant that I had the time to listen. And, on reflection, my retort would be, 'Maybe so, but at least they're consistent.'

*So many words have erroneously fallen into disrepute or otherwise atrophied with misuse. "Ejaculate" used to mean "to utter suddenly and vehemently". Now you can't say "Daddy" sincerely. Not that one is particularly inclined. I employ "ejaculation" quite intelligently and you snigger, don't you? And yet you're all happy to call anyone who can knock out a harmony a genius. Ever read Wuthering Heights? Emily Brontë puts "ejaculation" to good use. So, if you criticise me, you're slagging her off so just think about that for a da ...