Submitted for your consideration is this undeniably 9th entry of the Funfiltered podcast. Revere its persistence. Heed its tenacity.

Unless you're a sadist - though if the 'net has implied anything these past few days, it's epidemic masochism - you'll be happy to hear that the Funfiltered boys and I have finally reached a mutual acquiescence. Contracts have been clarified. Expectations have been established. And it's unfortunate that I don't have a third alliterative declarative but I am not your slave and I ain't in the biz of contriving triplets. I just won't do it.

At any rate, a wise man (OR WOMAN, etc.) secure enough in himself (OR HERSELF, etc.) to forgo hedge-betting should expect nothing but plain sailing from here on out. The Funlimited Man-O'-War slices through the choppy waves and I'm too mentally drained to ...