It's Friday, so congratulations to you for making it to the weekend. But Monday is Valentine's day and you still don't have a gift for your lover(s). Lucky for you, ETT is here, with our favorite female podcast, XYXX.

We cover everything, from our porn watching origins, splitting the bill as a couple to the insanity of the length of the General Hospital series.

But you're here for Valentine's day help. So we focus up and touch on: whether a man should have to ask his girl to be his valentine, surprise girlfriends/boyfriends popping up on social media on V-Day, gifts for your partners, our ideal V-Day dates, couple's happy endings and (TRIGGER WARNING) why women often drop the ball with gifts.

ETT then analyzes the V-Day gifts of the XYXX team and help them with their women's sexual help business. "Call Jizzy Jaz if you need help ...