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Today’s transmission is brought to you by collapsing ceasefires, overdue reckonings, and the ghost of Hulk Hogan’s mustache.

Top stories include:

Thailand and Cambodia reenact colonial border wars while the West asks, “Is this about China?”

France makes a diplomatic play for Palestine, and the US throws a freedom tantrum.

Gaza is starving again, but hey, here’s a push notification about tacos.

The DOJ meets with Ghislaine Maxwell like it’s just another networking lunch.

And a global outage reminds us Elon Musk’s sky routers are just vending machines for failure.

Also:

Ozzy Osbourne’s family breaks silence postmortem.

Dating apps are still emotional scams.

And yes — Hulk Hogan, the professi ...