Do you want high adventure!? Then come with us as we sail through the seas/stars, battle pirates/space pirates, and find treasures untold! And also fight. Like for real. Important questions: Can a poor story be redeemed by fantastic visuals/Tim Curry? Do Muppets lets their jokes go on for too long? Is Long John Silver better as a cyborg? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony getting off track almost as much as they get into a full-on fight about these two movies. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is  ...