What's the best way to get over someone do you reckon? Dawson thinks it's by going daytime clubbing with Jen's adult ex boyfriend, and we really don't think it's that, actually. Elsewhere, Joey has a crypto-pregnancy, Jen lights a lot of candles and Teen Queen Abbi Morgan enters her confused 90s feminist era.

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away from Capeside and decades in the future, Rachel gives some free and frank opinions on daytime raving in Halifax, Bryony admits to 'watching' this show with her eyes closed and our dear producer admits to enjoying the occasional WKD Blue...