Dr. [REDACTED]’s Secret Files // INITIATE TEXT LOG // I successfully planted an audio surveillance device on the test subjects: codenamed ALPHA and OMEGA, after their last session in my office. For the past week, this bug has been recording their conversations from within ALPHA’s purse and transmitting the raw audio directly to my office for analysis. If my theory is correct - which I suspect it is - then these audio files will be the first piece of concrete evidence to support my research and I will be one step closer to finally getting the recognition I deserve! I will continue to document my progress in between our regularly scheduled sessions of Couples Therapy. // TERMINATE TEXT LOG //

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