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Babe, You Okay? You've Barely Eaten This Dump Truck Of An Ass

Work! Huh! Good god, y'all, what is it good for? Absolutely the purchase of goods and services! To quote the chaotician Ian Malcolm, life uhh uhhh uhhhhh found a way to get super fucked up the past few weeks, preventing a timely episode recording. Taylor starts the conversation about our different personality types and whether that can work in the long run, as though she's blissfully unaware about the premise of the show. Andrew kills the mood with some absolute units of breakup tales from a popular message board, and I think there's a motorcycle in the background at one point, sorry. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

Your Money Is No Good Here, Sexy Panda

After a few weeks in a county-sized sauna, Taylor and Andrew return to discuss movies that don't make sense, career moves that make abundant sense, and a quick trip down generational trauma memory lane. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

The Culkins Would Likely Tolerate Muppet Cena's Big Naturals

Oh shucks and darn and shucks again! Life sometimes gets in the way of a timely episode upload, and this is one of those times. Andrew shares some extremely upsetting details about a dream, Taylor kicks off a spirited discussion of booting your family out of your life for acceptable reasons, and we end it all (the show, not our lives) with an analysis of which movie brothers would win a battle royale. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art1

Your Rich Inner Life Upsets Me, America's Weirdest Shut-In

Sorry to all the losers and haters, but we can't do a full episode this week. Life comes at you fast, and if you're not careful, you'll spill a big bowl of hot soup in life's lap. "Ow!" life will yell at you, "you dumped hot soup on my balls and penis!" Taylor gives a brief overview of some Threads drama, and we hype up some in real life events. Trigger warning: throughout the episode, Andrew uses the phrase "gonna go Death Star on that" and then references slang terms for female anatomy. Listener discretion advised. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

Our Deepest Condolences to the Mediation Freaks in Stillwater

Despite Taylor's frankly horrific use of the p-word (p*rtner), Andrew pushes through to deliver yet another one of his Bits! From there, it's a marked decline in bit-having, as the two work through some academic work regarding divorce, and benchmark just how well the Cohabit Forming crew is doing in their new, binuclear world. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

My Boyfriend Is Kind Of A Big Deal At SeaWorld

Two, count 'em, two segments in one episode! And we're not even charging for these things! Taylor offers some boots-on-the-ground, hard-nosed yellow journalism about which people on the internet have nutted in or been nutted in by somebody you've possibly heard of. Later on, Andrew turns to another corner of the internet that has a lot of questions, no good answers, and probably doesn't do nearly as much nutting. And this message is for Judy Greer and Judy Greer only: well hello there. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

Kalshi Users Are Convinced That I Will Die Alone

Jokes? Those are for other episodes, and also this episode. This week, Taylor and Andrew take an unvarnished view on trust: how to lose it, how to not get it back, and offer their own personal experience as a former couple on what that whole de-trusting process looks like. I don't think they used profane slang terms for human genitals once, so if you're going to play a single episode for Grandma, this is the one! Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

In Heaven, There Is No Written Driver's Test

It's lucky thirteen! Taylor and Andrew are back from some investigative reporting at the world's least satisfying Cheesecake Factory, more commonly known as the San Diego California Temple of the Church of Whatever They Call Themselves These Latter-Days! The garish façade of the American experience is laid bare, which coincidentally is how a certain extremely dead senator preferred to find himself. And if that weren't enough, more barf talk than you could shake a stick at! (Note: shaking a stick does not meaningfully help with barf in any sense.) Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

Polymarket Sponsored My Glue Sniffing Addiction

When the going gets tough, Taylor and Andrew get lazy and decide to not actually have a topic for this episode. Several frank discussions about vomiting, The Golden Girls, the state of the national and global economy, and another new random snippet of contextless music we're calling a theme song for one of Andrew's Bits! Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

The First Listener to Photograph Us Sleeping Gets a Free iPad

Taylor decides to fight back against San Diego's feckless and stupid Mayor Todd Gloria the only way she knows how: by publicly posting our home address and assuming people will be normal about it. Our public art project goes live, Taylor reveals some bits of her own, and Andrew goes toe-to-toe with psychotropic medication to see if he can get his ex-wife to cry on a podcast. If you are part of Bronwyn Newport's legal team, please direct all cease and desist letters to our Instagram (link in bio!) Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

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