Chaos Magnets
por Amelia and JohnTemporada 1
In this episode, John and Amelia are late-night snacking to get passed the fact that they "hate" each other. How much protein do they actually need and from where are they getting it? Were board games the genesis of Amelia's anxiety disorder? Is John stealing all of his daughter's snacks? All this and so much more food talk this week. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought. 
In this episode, Amelia maybe can't see without her glasses. John recounts the time he had to call the fire department and they ended up being super hot - according to his wife. The pair discuss their love/hate relationship with clothes and why tan jeans are just a bad idea. John talks about the challenge he finds in uncomfortable situations and Amelia discusses the weird things she says to strangers. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought. 
Get in Loser, We're Talking Dead Celebrities
In this episode, John and Amelia have grievances. Did you know peacocks could fly? They didn't. John takes on an internet troll, Amelia contends with a child learning to walk, and they discuss whether or not they'd survive the Oregon Trail. Amelia talks a little about post-mortem photography and they discuss presidents who have been assassinated. Do you have a favorite film composer? John and Amelia have a couple. Why breweries are lost on them and they share their pot brownie origin stories. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought. In this episode, John and Amelia are talk about what's new for fall at Costco and why the monsters are so jacked! Did John's daughter overshare with neighbors at the swimming pool? Also, what is she getting away with just because she's a fire sign?? Then we get into why neither one of these chuckle-heads can take a compliment. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought. 
Don't Read the Fine Print
In this episode, John and Amelia have a discussion about Amelia's current video game crush. John refuses to reveal his middle name. The pair DO reveal their "lunch names." They discuss the merits of Amelia Bedelia and they deep dive into their favorite vampires. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought. 
You Popped Your UNO Cherry
In this episode, John is drinking red dye #40 and Amelia explains what a kolache is while they both try to avoid explosive diarrhea. Is John finding sex furniture at the neighborhood trash hut? Amelia discusses Halloween parties of years past. The pair discuss things they MAY have absconded with in their youth. They deep dive into Star Wars in a way only two people who have lukewarm feelings about the franchise can. Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought. 
Starting Sh*t is My Party Trick
