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Best of June 2026 Humor From News

Humor From News You want some good humor from some stale news that you already missed June Month. Don’t worry it is the catch up time now. Real news gives fear and anxiety. Mixing with humor is the medical solution! Target store recalls baby wipes due to bacteria. Bacteria has now surviving capabilities in cleaning wipes. So you think you are cleaning to get away bacteria! An avocado a day may help control blood sugar, study claims So apple took a back seat for now? In future you may say don’t compare apple & oranges. You will say whether it is apple or avocado! Learning to Cook Could Lower Your Dementia Risk By 70%, New Study Says This study participants must be more from women, who don’t want to spend their time in the kitchen. There will be soon a study which way say washing dishes is good for man’s testosterone! Air Canada pilot flew passengers for 17 years with a fake pilot’s license, police say Soon passengers could demand airline release pilot’s profile two days before the flight so that they could do their investigation of their actions in social media, background checks, etc. Flying is no more fun these days, anyway People Using GLP-1s, Like Ozempic, Wegovy, Less Likely to Exercise Despite Benefits Why still my gym is still crowded? Berkely California homeless person living with nearly 200 rats dies of rare disease called Leptospirosis Scientist tests new medicines on rats. Rats are testing back human on new virus What it means for Elon Musk to be worth $1 trillion? You can spend a million dollars a day, it would take 2,740 years to spend the entirety of a trillion-dollar. So it not just generational wealth, we need a new term to define 2740 years You are also a hero if you have the latest iphone on hand! iPhone 18 Pro: Three new features might make you want to upgrade. Coming in September. It is the time of the year to spend couple of hundred dollars! Road name fun, not just any name.. A city in India names the road as ‘Donal Trump Avenue’. Trump loyalists will now say this is one reason he should be nominated to Nobel Peace prize this year! Humans may have hidden regenerative powers, science says Many people with bald head will ask test it on me first! Old generation people, remember flip phone? Commodore’s newest gadget is a flip phone that blocks social media and browsers. Give it as a present to your spouse or girl friend first. Wear running shoes or have the gas filled in your car, as a precaution! Gracie, a 3-year-old giraffe who went missing after wandering off a remote private ranch in the Texas Hill Country, has been found safe and healthy. Her owner offered $5000 reward Gracie wanted a break from her family, may be. 3 years in Giraffe life is like 21 in human life, may be. My instagram account , ‘humor from news’. Press the like and follow button to get to know future reels. Don’t miss to get the smile! https://www.tiktok.com/@humorfromnews https://www.instagram.com/humorfromnews/ https://www.youtube.com/@HumorFromNews https://rss.com/podcasts/cartoonsbymatt/ https://www.facebook.com/humorfromnews/

April 2026 Part 1 Humor From News

HUMOR FROM NEWS What’s new on the news? April 2026 first two weeks No Politics, No Repetition. Fresh content shorts delivered twice a week This video is not about making you rich overnight or get healthy in one hour tricks. It is just about a harmless smile to yourself. You can smile and pat yourself back for this week’s achievements on the personal level. Laughter is the best medicine, but a good smile will get you there soon. Tired of war news, price increases, etc.? You spend hours scrolling in social media only to get more frustrated when you keep your phone down. You need some smile, that comes automatically from your body & mind. First, California gas station charges nearly $10 a gallon It is the race between Gold and Oil, who grows faster in price hikes! Second, some long term employment news One of Apple’s First Employees Looks Back at 50 Years 50 years in one company, you may thinking on how much stock options he would have gained. I am thinking, he should write a book on how to survive 50 years in a technology company that too in California! Next Cholesterol news.. Your ‘normal’ cholesterol and blood pressure may not be normal anymore Good news for the pharma companies, bad news for the money left in your wallet! Some music news from Korea K-pop BTS battle torrential rain to kick off $1bn world tour. Remember it is not millions, bn stands for billion dollars! some crime news.. FBI recovers deleted Signal messages from iPhone notification database Remember if you delete something locally does not mean you delete it from the media universe! Similar story happened for chatGPT too. some moon light news, not moon circle done by astronauts California Company Is Launching 4,000 Orbiting ‘Sky Mirrors’ to Beam Sunlight Down to Earth After Dark. Your kids or grandkids will soon see many mini-moons in the night sky. Blessings or curse, we don’t know yet! I want to know people watch these not another AI bot. Click the like, share, follow button now.

30March2026 Humor From News Summary

HUMOR FROM NEWS What’s new on the news? No Politics, No Repetition. Fresh content shorts delivered twice a week This video is not about making you rich overnight or get healthy in one hour tricks. It is just about a harmless smile to yourself. You can smile and pat yourself back for this week’s achievements on the personal level. Laughter is the best medicine, but a good smile will get you there soon. First Did you watch Oscar show last Sunday? Oscar viewer-ship falls 9% this year, per news reports Cost of food and paying bills, are the new thriller movie stories for people! Or people just wants to know who is wearing what dress in instagram posts. Next, about USPS, United States Postal Service United postal service wants to raise first class stamp price to 95 cents When was the last time you sticked a stamp on an envelope? And how stamps with various prices are hidden in your desk, never used. Next some gang news Masked gang storms California jewelry store, steals $1.7 million in 70 seconds. Who knew money making are now talked in seconds! Next one, AI time AI mirror that could replace your personal trainer It may even tell you what you ate before the workout! You may miss the chit-chat with your trainer on weather, politics and cost of living Regular news renders stress and worries. We all need some humor every hour! First, our favorite subject, food Ultra-processed foods may increase heart disease risk, new study finds New message here is when you see freezer section in the super market, freeze and return back to regular groceries How can there be news without Amazon? Amazon plans smartphone comeback more than a decade after Fire Phone flop Soon you may see amazon shopping page which will say people who bough flip-flop foot wear for 20 dollars also bought 500 dollar phone! Some others say, now there is one more attractive reason for package thieves in the neighborhood! Utah State steps into AI medicine prescription renewal experiment. So AI is not something for sci-fi movie or for robot conferences, any more! It is like you know it is coming, but didn’t expect that quick. Second one is about our favorite subject, sleep Extra 11 minutes’ sleep each night can reduce health risk, study finds Make it 31 minutes, many people will agree too.. About netflix price increase Netflix ups prices across the board for its 325 Million subscribers Just in case the management needs some reasons. Here are some: Iraq war, oil price increase, measles outbreak in some part of the country, etc. Second, given all the world’s news you may feel the need to go for the drinks. At the least, some news about the alcohol giants.. Jack Daniel's owner in merger talks with Pernod Ricard Let the Vodka and Whiskey companies merge, but don’t merge the drinks and over do it. This is a public service announcement. Don’t watch news and also drink. You have no control on both of these! These days newspaper and news websites ask for paid subscription to read the full news article. But this channel is free for shorts. Free as in natural sunlight and breezy air outside! I want to know people watch these not another AI bot. Click the like, share, follow button now.

15March2026-Weekly Summary-Humor From News

Weekly summary second week of March 2026 Humor From News War, Violence, Crime - We all get in the news! Forgot, add the oil price and gas price hikes this week. What we don’t get? Just a smile or a big laughter from the news. You may have already heard the news because you are a constant scroller. But you need to get a smile from that. You are not going to remember all the yesterday’s news but a good laughter will make you feel healthy. Your health matters! Did you get to smile this week? Need to forget war news, gas price hikes, paying bills on time? First news.. Dozens sue weight loss drug maker after sudden vision loss On a funny note, you do want to see you losing weight not just your partner say that in your ears. Second, international news. Yes, this channel has international audience! Over 1 Million Sign Petition For Heeseung To Pursue Solo Music Without ENHYPEN Exit Popcorn folks, get to know what is K-POP now! Ask Chat-GPT. Gemini Is Now Your Permanent Passenger in Google Maps If you hated your previous front seat passenger giving drive warning, welcome to AI mode Next one.. WhatsApp launches parent-managed accounts for users under 13 What were the parents doing when they were at age 13? Playing in the ground, isn’t? Price hikes everywhere and no time to smile. We all need a break! AI writing is becoming increasingly common, study suggests Partly true. This video itself was made by AI but the source content is a human Apple celebrates 50th anniversary of its founding An Apple without a day, a new saying goes.. ‘Washington State’ proposes into law, ‘millionaires tax’ at 9.9% on high earners Critics say people change the residential address to Florida! Next about sleeping.. Are You A Couch Sleeper? It Could Be Sabotaging Your Sleep - study says People are sleeping in couch because they can’t walk away from the TV Click the like, share, follow button now. I know you have not smiled a lot this year! Forward the posts, someone may thank you later for remembering them.

8MARCH2026- WEEKLY SUMMARY

Weekly summary first week of March 2026 Sunday Humor From News War, Violence, Crime - We all get in the news! What we don’t get? Just a smile or a big laughter from the news. You may have already heard the news because you are a constant scroller. But you need to get a smile from that. You are not going to remember all the yesterday’s news but a good laughter will make you feel healthy. Your health matters! First film news 'Scream 7' movie rules the box office with record opening weekend Some critics say no need to scream more about that! After film news comes love news through astrology Deep Love Arrives For 3 Zodiac Signs On March 2, 2026 -astrology news This is for those who missed the opportunity in the last Valentine’s day! I try my best to make you laugh, isn’t? Your turn to press the like, follow and share! Thank You! Moving on to the next subjects.. Lunar Eclipse to Lab-grown brains! March 3 total lunar eclipse to appear blood red I don’t have to step outside the house. My insta feeds will keep me busy! Next Lab-Grown Brains Growing More Powerful Wait, I am still not sure what AI meant in my life! Let me not think about lab brains now. Click the like, share, follow button now. I know you have not smiled a lot this year! Let us get back to technology news.. Google's Calling Cards finally catch up to Apple's Contact Posters with latest feature In social media world, just a name and phone number is not enough to decide whether to pick the call or not. We need to see their latest selfies too Who can skip the word selfies? Talking about selfies, type in selfie or selfies in word document. It may correct as selfless depending on your settings. Or click thesaurus option you won’t find any definitions there. You ask a new born baby for a selfie, it may smile! Continuing with more technology news.. Google faces lawsuit after Gemini chatbot allegedly instructed man to kill himself Wish he could have taken the ‘chat’ part to his parents, grand parents or siblings. Scientists Drill 523 Meters Through Antarctic Ice, Uncovering 23 Million Years of Climate Secrets. What? I never knew the Planet Earth was these many years old. Saturday news 7th march 2026 A Chinese Team Rescued a $50M Tunnel Machine Stuck 177 Feet Underground with High-Tech Precision While I still struggle to retrieve my pen without damage from the gap between the couch and the wall.. Do you remember Pokemon? Pokémon Pokopia launches on Nintendo Switch 2 I am still keeping some bell-bottom pants thinking it will become a fashion symbol soon! Click the like, share, follow button now. I know you have not smiled a lot this year! Forward the posts, someone may thank you and offer you coffee!

Sep 2026 First Part

Humor From News Humor From News Some interesting news you missed last week while scrolling endlessly on repetitive instagram or tiktok reels and shorts. First health news. Health is important but what about privacy? Smart underwear tracking flatulence may give new clues about digestive health Invasion of privacy? What technology can do or can’t do! Second, news you teenagers love to hear, for a change! It’s 10pm, and your kids want to know where you are. Washington post article Soon expect curfew time for parents. Payback time kids! You have to-do lists everyday. Lists in sticky notes or in your mind. Having a quick laughter or smile is in your list? 10,000 steps a day may not be the key to a longer life, study finds So keeping track of all those steps in a day was a waste of time? Many people got obsessed with those tracking apps. Bacteria can remember without brain, new study finds I am yet to recover from what AI can or can not do. Don’t scare with good-old bacteria news. LG officially denies reports that its smart TVs are secretly recording users My grandma used to say..cover the TV with thick blanket when not in use! Larry Ellison cancels plan to sell Oracle stock worth up to $7.5 billion For rich people, even canceling their stock selling plan is a big news! Next, health news that mice can help us. Stanford University team grows human brain cells inside mice Soon, people will be keeping mice as pet. That is the backup plan. Like hair transplant, liver transplant - now brain transplant when one needs it. Did you hear about the new cat species? In September 2026, scientists identified the Tilcayo (Leopardus tilcayo), marking the first new wild cat species discovered in over a century. Wait for few years! New human species will be discovered, who can’t bend their head straight or backwards. After effects of constant social media scrolling many hours in a day! Next about AI. Not again, don’t say that.. Google’s Gemini is the latest AI model to hack other companies Few years back, we were worried about someone in different country hacking into your systems. AI has made them unemployed! Another news, may animals are interested in what is going on with AI? Mountain lion released back into the wild after being captured in San Francisco It was just trying to get some polluted air and high noise levels, as a weekend get away trip! Enjoy your day. Like, share and follow. Life can be simple yet enjoyable!

August 2026 Revisited

Humor From News You watch regular news and then look for salty snacks and soda. Still not happy! News can bring cheers into your life if you pick and choose what you see. My job is to get you to smile a little from some boring news items First health news.. Ketogenic diet excels at reversing pre-diabetes and fatty liver If I am in the marketing department, my headline will be written as ‘ ketogenic diet makes you photogenic’ It's Official: Tom Cruise Confirms 'Days Of Thunder' Sequel For Summer 2028 Yes, summer 2028, that long. Ardent fans will say, it is a (mission) impossible wait! Some exclusive California news: Alleged thieves steal more than 80 pounds of Bay Area, California mail. I am sure most of the 80 pounds are junk mails and marketing brochures. They saved people’s time in throwing them out from mail box to garbage bin. Next is about coffee.. Finnish study links habitual coffee consumption to healthier body metabolism . Good news for coffee lovers. Tea lovers, don’t get upset. Wait for some weeks, there will be another study which will say Tea is better than coffee. Then you may come to compromise, coffee in the morning and tea in the evening. Green apples vs. red apples and whether one is better than the other, research study. Humans have created enough divide in this World. Now they want to create divisions in the apple fruits? Every thing has a purpose in this world, isn’t? Studies keep you entertained, for sure! Taking the stairs could protect your heart and help you live longer. Studies say. First you need to be healthy to take the stairs. Then, what about people who don’t have stairs at their homes? Should they get a step ladder and practice going up and down? Scientists Find Just 3 Minutes of Sprinting Can Transform Blood Chemistry This is what we do often isn’t? Running to catch up a late meeting, sprinting to catch a flight, walking few hundred steps in aisles of grocery store for a cheaper deal? COVID is ‘growing’ in nearly every state, CDC reports When we are growing up, growing is used like this: economy is growing, human population is growing, work hard to grow wealth. Now we are using growing word on a virus issue! ‘Exercise pill’ that may reduce appetite and mimic physical activity clears first human test. Good news for pharma companies, bad news for physical trainers and gym owners. Daily sugary drink consumption linked to more than double stomach cancer risk My friend says who can afford bottled drinking water when sodas are much cheaper? Back to our favorite subject: research studies Some people experience dramatic hair regrowth from common arthritis drug: study We are used to hear or listen the fine prints of bad side effects from any drug. Life for a change, gets some good side effects from a drug! Woman Thought She Had a Kidney Stone. Hours Later, She Unexpectedly Gave Birth to a Baby Girl Friends and relatives may already have a name for that girl - ‘surprise’! Everyone has this fear, FOMO. Fear of missing out. I take the news you probably missed and add a little humor to it No politics and no repetition I just ask you to like and follow to help me know someone smiled today Something new for this month. Two German airport workers die of malaria after 'mosquito arrives on plane' Blame the free drinks on international flights. That news should have spread in the social media channels of mosquito community! Sweetener used in chewing gum and jam linked to strokes and heart attacks I think some one is following what I like and relish in life! And then scare me with these news. What do you think?

July 2026 Revisited

Humor From News You want some good humor from some stale news that you already missed JULY Month. Don’t worry it is the catch up time now. Real news gives fear and anxiety. Mixing with humor is the medical solution! AI and Taylor news. Yes they keep us hooked! AI Improves Earthquake Detection, as per recent news Asking on behalf of men, can AI predict spouse’s mood swings few hours early? Taylor Swift paid $160,000 in fees for New York City wedding, Mayor says The image as New York City as most favorite wedding destination in world after this wedding, priceless! Game time and family time! Pokémon Go celebrates 10th anniversary in Times Square TikTok generation may ask what is Pokemon. That will decide whether you are X, Y or Z generation. If you don’t know what is X,Y, or Z, then you have a lot of homework to do! King Charles hosted Harry and Meghan for a private family gathering. Happy for the Royal Family. Hope this does not get into another netflix episodes of ‘Royal Family Feud’. There are few things still free in this world. Yes, sunlight and fresh air. But also the kindness and smiles. Kindness is in your hands, smile I can provide little help! Scientists find sugar molecule erythrulose in deep space So sugar addiction is not just limited to Earth and humans Iceberg lettuce recalled in 27 states due to potential cyclospora contamination Let truce happen to Lettuce first! War news, weather news. What else to scare?. Www should really mean “world, war and weather”! There is always a glimmer of hope and smile if you choose the right news. As people say just observe the news and not absorb it. First new betting strategies.. White House teleprompter operator made more than $100K betting on Trump's speeches: Sources You thought betting means horse races or casino houses? Things have changed while we were just scrolling social media sites. From better to running a mile with record timing.. British runner Josh Kerr ran 3 minutes, 42.66 seconds to break the long-standing men's mile world record in London on Saturday. Previous record in 1999 was 3 minutes 43.13 seconds. People say every second matters. Here every fraction of a second matters. Let us not waste a minute in our lives. Be happy, smile and spread the kindness. TikTok is back, some housing news as well. Tiktok is still banned in many countries. In US, everything is possible when dollar speaks. TikTok deemed safe to download on government devices, as per recent news Productivity at office hours in Government impact? I could hear your murmur, anyone else bother about it anymore? Social media is enriching few selected companies we all know! It is an addiction like coffee and alcohol. Or eating junk foods. Next let us chat on some average American life style. Americans must earn $109,152 annually to afford a home. This is based on median price of a single family house at $446,400 price level. Forget east coast and west coast cities then! Good news is that it is $848 lesser than the whole number of $110K Let us look at some moon news Astronomers Discover the First Known Moon Outside our Solar System - called exomoon So whatever we studied and wrote exams, has totally changed now? Full Moon July 2026: ‘Buck Moon’ Sets Up A Total Eclipse Of The Sun Moon is getting all the attention this week. Just asking for a friend, why people call ‘honey-moon’ and not ‘honey-sun’?

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