This week, Cara and Levi dive into the friendships, relationships, and hypothetical dilemmas that somehow spiral into ranking your friends, punching your spouse for a billion dollars, and debating whether a four-inch dick is worth generational wealth.

The conversation starts with why making plans sounds better than actually leaving the house, then turns into a surprisingly deep discussion about setting boundaries, toxic friendships, and why healthy relationships often expose unhealthy ones. Levi explains his infamous "friend ranking system" (yes, complete with MySpace Top 8 logic), while Cara reflects on how years of always showing up for other people left her realizing not everyone was willing to do the same.

Naturally, things go completely off the rails when the couple debates what they'd be willing to sacrifice for a billion dollar ...