While staring darkly into a mirror on Meatfare Sunday Justin and his co-pilots lose themselves and cause the looking glass to break accidentally. This carelessness sets off a whole host of chain reactions of Pan-Doric magnitudes yet to be fully realized. In order to resolve the crisis the Boys go on an international adventure where they learn how to fashion beliefs, work on a farm producing bovine ova, surf through the Alps, and come to realize that they are the 21th-century incarnations of the renowned bodhisattvas Siskel and Ebert. Peering into the terrifying Eye of Kurtsz they see a vision of Hollywood ruled by Kim Jong-sung and his superior trebuchet technology, eventually putting a Man on the Moon. Order is finally restored when the Boys realize what really makes them brothers all along, which culminates in the Double Chocolate Incident of ' ...