This week, I present to you: no bits, no musical numbers, no sitcoms. Just me talking, like the old days of Birthday Boy (i.e., May and June of this year). 

- I talk about the "Mister Focker" kid from the Children's Museum;

- Letting 'em rip early one morning in my office, just SECONDS before the CFO of the bank came in to sit with me;

- The very nice, sweet thing my oldest once had the opportunity to say to Hillary Clinton one time, as well as the hilarious thing I said to her, and whether or not she also thought it was funny (hint: she did not);

- Sounding Board Theater-ish, with tales of the Trampoline park, and why ipecac and childrens' birthday parties don't mix;

- Kim thinking that my nickname used to be Giney Papadopoulos

- Impromptu job negotiating tips and interview strategies from Birthday Boy C ...