We go to Amsterdam, where there are no Wetherspoons and out of fear and desperation, we were forced to find a new tacky bar chain to occupy. After a haphazard Google Map search, I stumbled upon the Hard Rock Cafe Amsterdam and our fates were decided. I dragged Sam and Evan along and we made a day of it.

It just about immediately went off the rails. Be prepared for many Hard Rock puns. And frequently I'll make a completely unrelated tangential comment about the music videos being played at the cafe.

We then had a lovely meal sponsored by Lionel Messi: The Messi Burger. I assume the pun is intended. And no free ads. I would recommend a shower after eating one.

We then went back to our bread and butter: current events in the gastropub world. There's a dungeon in Somerset I plan on visiting. And a Wetherspoon banned showings of Engl ...