Let's dive into the hilarious world of Paul's words in 1 Corinthians chapter 1, verses 14 to 17. Prepare for some holy laughter!So here we have Paul, being all cheeky and saying, "I thank God that I baptized none of you." Seriously, Paul? It's like he's playing a game of spiritual dodgeball, trying to avoid baptizing anyone. I can almost picture him hiding behind a baptismal font, shouting, "Not it!"Initially, his words make one think Paul wants nothing to do with baptisms! And then he starts making exceptions. He's like, "Okay, okay, fine, I did baptize a few people." And then he conveniently forgets who else he dunked in the water. I mean, really, Paul? Based on this text, we should be surprised his tag name did not become “The Apostle Paul, the forgetful baptizer” Maybe he should have had a baptismal log scroll.