The boys talk college football while watching Nebraska blow their season opener vs. Northwestern. Schaweezy recaps his weekend at the cake frosting convention (hockey tournament). The boys get into some fantasy football before their own draft and rank players at each position. Finishing the podcast, the boys recap the new episodes of Beavis and Butthead as well as the National Mullet Championships (Congrats, Elliot). Eat all of the corn and none of the dessert.