Good evening, mutants and mutetes, and welcome to Artcore Porn, the podcast where post-nuke cuties do it nightly for guys and gals who want to go all the way, but just don't have the equipment. You don't have to be ashamed. There is nothing wrong with just watching. . . . And us, we are your humble hosts for the night, Jonas and Tahj. And tonight folks, we are going to take it all back before your very eyes. Artcore Porn is going to take you back to the old days. . . . So watch, remember, concentrate. Who can say, our humble spectacle might just be able to make you almost feel.