Phoebe Bridgers spit on me! Well not actually. We just saw her at a flea market. We also talk about the guy hooking up in the Senate Hearing room and filming it, Syndey Sweeney getting bit by a spider, the 9-month Royal Caribbean cruise, Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny, Taylor asking if you’re not entertained, the pope, hearing noises in your house, and the alphabet.