In this Episode we talk about her mystery ear clog sending her down a WebMD spiral, my own ear infection history and a fake nine-month countdown to imaginary childbirth, that time I convinced myself I had male breast cancer from a bully's nipple flicks, the neighborhood hearse restoration guy, my traumatic winter camp story about a counselor who punished any talking with forced nursery rhyme singalongs, finding actual bones on an abandoned playground as a kid, a full ranking of the worst theme park rides (the zipper will end you), and a definitive top five fair foods featuring millennium fries and deep fried Oreos.