Unfit to Date
by Maggie ArmstrongUnfit to Date - Episode 9: Origin Story Part I: Game Boy
Origin story alert. I finally spill about the mystery man I used to be married to — and how the Unfit to Date journey really started.Part 1 of 2. Proceed with caution.Unfit to Date - Episode 8: Nose Goes
Y'ALL at this point -- should I just date Chat gpt? Today's episode I spill my guts on all things SINNERS, Chat gpt, and the two men of the week both had nose issues (to say the least). Tune in to see what wacky situations I get myself into (and out of) this week!Unfit to Date - Episode 7: Lil' Dicky
The universe refuses to let me have a normal dating life, luckily for you I record it and tell you all about it! If you're not familiar with the rapper Lil' Dicky (he stars on FX's TV show Dave) do me a favor and do a quick google about his penis. I swear it's part of the plot...Unfit to Date - Episode 6: Chessels & me
I am joined by my colleague/friend/fellow silly goose Cara Hessels (aka @CHESSELS) to talk about dating now vs dating in 2017. We also touch on the burning topics of -- driving in Vietnam, how to use Tinder as a hitchhiking app, why boys don't emote, and finding out your boyfriend is homeless.Unfit to Date - Episode 5: Two Guys Up to No Good
Welcome (me) back! Tonight I chat about two boys who (semi) broke my heart, but luckily I killed and ate them and after had a nice martini. Hopefully they don't make me sick.Unfit to Date - Episode 4: Slow Ghosting
Hiiiiieeeee I'm back! Just in time for a spooooky episode about being ghosted and joining the frighteningly unique community that is FEELD.Unfit to Date - Episode 3: Bar T.H.O.T.S.
My very first guest! Join me and Whitney as we chit chat in a bar on all things dating. We talk red and green flags, ghosting revenge, vibe checks, and discover we've both matched with the exact same super bizarre man. Send any questions to unfit2date@gmail.comUnfit to Date - Episode 2: P.O.S. and the flies that come with them
New ep. Talkin about flies and ENM and being a huuuuuuuuge piece of shit.Unfit to Date - Episode 1: COUSIN
Welcome to the new iteration of the pod, where I focus primarily on the horrors of dating in the 21st century. Shout out to Sam Bivins who made the theme song and Kelly O'Neil for inspiring me to keep going.