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Packer Force Podcast

Packer Force Podcast

by Eliot Sill

Religion & Spirituality Sports Football

Season 10

Packers trade Matt LaFleur for Aaron Rodgers!

The season grinds to an utterly disappointing halt. The Packers beat themselves and the Bears happen to win. Matt LaFleur chokes and Ben Johnson celebrates. Caleb Williams throws 2 interceptions, goes 50% and yells at his team. Will Matt LaFleur be back? Will this team finally get physical? Find out on the next season of the PACKER FORCE PODCAST!!!!

Rebirth: The Packers Tarot Reading

To prepare spiritually for the Packers-Bears playoff game, the Packer Force looks to the only power greater than themselves: the whole g*d damn universe. A tarot reading reveals insights about the Packers-Bears matchup. We delve into the Basis for the matchup, the Packers' Desires, Supporting Factors, Opposing Factors, and Outcomes.

Packers Arrested for Shoplifting

The Packers were quickly let go and back home to get ready for the game! The Packer Force wasn't quite as mad at the Bears loss as most Packers. Maybe seeing Micah go down in person was a numbing experience? It's a weird place to be in to have the 7th seed locked up with 2 weeks to go. What are we playing for? Can we continue to get better?

Micah Parsons out 2-3 weeks!!

Plus, like, however many weeks it takes to recover from an ACL. Boy we sure hate football games in Denver! And we live here too! We talk about what we hate, and then we start to turn to the positives. Time to turn a corner as the Packers head to Chicago!

Expecting to win does NOT make you a bad person

The Packer Force is going to (Empower Field at) Mile High! Denver is a tough place to play and it's gonna be a tough game! But we believe!

The Packers Put a Fatwa on Sean Payton

What Goes around comes around! The Packer Force Brothers are still riding the high from a huge win against the Bears. Maintaining this emotional high through this stretch is going to be tough. Trust is built, and we look ahead to Denver from Denver (2/3rds view really).

Packers Fire Matt LaFleur

's piss! They fire Matt LaFleur's piss! Because Matt LaFleur is pissing hot! There is a spy in our midst, and he doesn't even have a cool name! His normal name is Brycen, and he likes the dumb ole' Bears! We're real excited for this game!

Vince Lombardi Was Wrong!!!!

About what? Very little! (Probably shoulda gotten that colonoscopy-yeesh!) The Packer Force beknights a new member, The Spy, wife to The Black Mountain! The Packer Force vents their frustrations about the Packers Offense. Maybe the urgency to win now and be great is a factor? The Spy debuts her new segment "Get to know the Packers...intimately..." It was great because women really make us better.

Should The Packers Hire Pat Murphy?

We're mad, you're mad, everyone's mad! And rightfully so! This team is massively underperforming, and you know what, it's not our fault! Check out who we're mad at with our new segment "Who hurt you?" Matt La Fleur would floouuuuurish under Pocket Pancake Murph.

Boo or Sell

The Brothers of the Packer Force break down the transference of mystique from Aaron Rodgers to Jordan Love. Jordan Love may just have that killer instinct. Will the Packers lose to the Panthers? We debut our brand-new segment -- it's like Buy or Sell with a twist!

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