We Are Not Reviewers

We Are Not Reviewers

by Tom Spoors
Season 1
The Golden Globes Minus One
In this episode, the two guys who are massive Godzilla-heads react to the Golden Globe nominations and discuss Godzilla Minus One, the best Godzilla film in years.
We Hate Poor People
In this episode, the two guys who despise the lower classes play catch-up with a bunch of 2023 movies, including The Holdovers, Saltburn, Leave The World Behind, Eileen and Wonka.
The Ballad of Marvels and Thanksgivings
In this episode, the two guys who would easily win the Hunger Games talk about Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (a film with a lot of songbirds and even more snakes), The Marvels and Thanksgiving.
Five Nights at the Flower Moon
In this episode, the two guys who (100% totally) know all the FNAF lore talk about the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie and Killers of the Flower Moon, a double bill that you should definitely partake in.
The Old Pazuzu
In this episode, the two guys who #stan Pazuzu talk about The Exorcist: Believer, the new legacy sequel that asks the bold question of "what if legacy sequels sucked", and The Old Oak, the new Ken Loach joint.
The Creator of Saw X spent Dumb Money
No, that title isn't convoluted at all. In this episode, the two guys who could easily survive a saw trap talk about a handful of new releases, including The Creator, Dumb Money, and of course, Saw X.
Kraven?
Big Kenny B is back with a vengeance with his new film, A Haunting In Venice. Just how good is this horror-flavoured murder mystery? Also in this episode is a news recap, covering topics like Werewolf by Night being released in colour.
Florida Nun
Aaron's been away in Florida for a month, so that means we have an entire month to recap! Everything from Gran Turismo to Blue Beetle is covered, all of the hits. We also talk about The Nun II, for all of you Nun-heads.
Mission: Barbenheimer
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are Kenough, they review the biggest cinematic event this summer, Barbenheimer. Oh, and also Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning: Part One.
Insidious: 358/2 Days
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are flopping at the box office, they review Insidious: The Red Door, the most unnecessary horror movie to ever exist, and discuss the summer film-pocalypse.
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