My mate’s dad once described someone as “not a glass half-full, nor a glass half-empty, but the glass is dead kinda guy…” As bleak as that sounds, it’s still not quite as miserable as our beloved Blades’ playoff record.

Jonny and I undertook some exposure therapy and released this edition of the Hodcast.

We reminisce over such lows as Palace at Wembley in '97, the meltdown at the Millenium in '03, Yeovil in 2013 and we even talk about THAT match, last season.

Everyone gets excited about qualifying for the playoffs. However, when WE qualify for the playoffs, I think it’s fair to say that every United fan of a certain age gets that feeling of uneasy, pessimistic anxiety rising in their stomach.

So join us for a nice episode of suffering and misery. If it's not enough for you, there's also an accompanying art ...